theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

(via jerkidiot)


stabs:

kickthedoctor:

hes-called-the-doctor:

iwasbornwithmagic:

fishingboatproceeds:

neqative:

my teacher gave me the fault in our stars M&Ms and i’m secretly fangirling. 

The world is weird.

Says the man who covered his face in Sharpie.

and the peanut butter

did we just sass john green

Omg 150k yay

stabs:

kickthedoctor:

hes-called-the-doctor:

iwasbornwithmagic:

fishingboatproceeds:

neqative:

my teacher gave me the fault in our stars M&Ms and i’m secretly fangirling. 

The world is weird.

Says the man who covered his face in Sharpie.

and the peanut butter

did we just sass john green

Omg 150k yay

(via just-the-way-you-arent)


(via jerkidiot)


aschoolgirlcrush:

“will u marry me?”

“okie dokie”

(via pizza)


anonymouscomrade:

one day I’m going to post all of these to facebook at once and never talk to anyone in this fucking state again

god I hate the south

(via safescissoring)



polemccartney:

and the winner is……….leonardo……….da vinci!!! congratulations on mona lisa

(via pizza)


cokeflow:

cokeflow:

I am drunk on my front porch and I think a lizard went into my shirt but whatever man have fun in there

when did I post this

(via pizza)


brainfried:

god this is so cute. husband and wife collaborating together in a fun and hilarious vine. i love it

(via zackisontumblr)




watdawut:

Me saving my grades at the end of a term

watdawut:

Me saving my grades at the end of a term

(via clannyphantom)


(via jakeparalta)


guy:

why don’t ppl understand

guy:

why don’t ppl understand

(via thatgwenchick)